
Yup… “Ol’ Pete”, Biggest Larvae You Ever Seen… He Lurks In The Stagnant Puddle Thur’ Yonder… 15 Millimetres If He Wadn’t An Inch!
Posted November 20, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

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Add a Few “Ho’s” and “Motherfuckers” Into This Ad and You’ve Got Yourself a Snoop Dogg Song
Posted November 17, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

He Was a Supervisor at the Federal Mint… Until the “Unfortunate Incident”.
Posted November 17, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

The Hardest Part Is Getting The Pastor’s Sermon Out Of The Upholstery
Posted November 6, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

In All Fairness, They Don’t Really Know What Evolution Is, So…
Posted November 6, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

Cos The 70′s Recession Certainly Took It’s Toll On Our Headline Guy
Posted August 24, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

“Son, When Life’s Getting You Down, Remember: You’re a Deadman.”
Posted August 22, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

Guess Which Billboard Won Me Over? (Hint: I Just Cracked Open a Keystone Light)
Posted August 21, 2008 by JamesCategories: Humour

The “It’s not MY child” tagline reminds me of my own life, in that my parents knew exactly what was going on, and that the phantom naughty child every parent refers to is, in fact, me.
Like Dexter, from the critically acclaimed series of the same name, my parents knew of my secret problem, and could only attempt to train me to turn my weakness into a tool for good.
Since then, I’ve been drinking beers for the benefit of the public, ensuring their safety with every smooth, malty mouthful I swallow.
At least, this is what I told the judge after I stole those traffic cones.

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