That's Ironic

Flashes Of “Gays Against Dick” In ’72

James — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:07:42 +0000

Yup… “Ol’ Pete”, Biggest Larvae You Ever Seen… He Lurks In The Stagnant Puddle Thur’ Yonder… 15 Millimetres If He Wadn’t An Inch!

James — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:43:41 +0000

Submitted by Paz

Add a Few “Ho’s” and “Motherfuckers” Into This Ad and You’ve Got Yourself a Snoop Dogg Song

James — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:32:48 +0000

He Was a Supervisor at the Federal Mint… Until the “Unfortunate Incident”.

James — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:20:25 +0000

The Hardest Part Is Getting The Pastor’s Sermon Out Of The Upholstery

James — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:29:10 +0000

In All Fairness, They Don’t Really Know What Evolution Is, So…

James — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:19:58 +0000

Cos The 70′s Recession Certainly Took It’s Toll On Our Headline Guy

James — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:00:52 +0000

“Son, When Life’s Getting You Down, Remember: You’re a Deadman.”

James — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:08:27 +0000

Guess Which Billboard Won Me Over? (Hint: I Just Cracked Open a Keystone Light)

James — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:36:18 +0000

The “It’s not MY child” tagline reminds me of my own life, in that my parents knew exactly what was going on, and that the phantom naughty child every parent refers to is, in fact, me.

Like Dexter, from the critically acclaimed series of the same name, my parents knew of my secret problem, and could only attempt to train me to turn my weakness into a tool for good.

Since then, I’ve been drinking beers for the benefit of the public, ensuring their safety with every smooth, malty mouthful I swallow.

At least, this is what I told the judge after I stole those traffic cones.

To Be Fair, It is a Remedial School

James — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:59:38 +0000