“Son, When Life’s Getting You Down, Remember: You’re a Deadman.”

Posted August 22, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

Guess Which Billboard Won Me Over? (Hint: I Just Cracked Open a Keystone Light)

Posted August 21, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

The “It’s not MY child” tagline reminds me of my own life, in that my parents knew exactly what was going on, and that the phantom naughty child every parent refers to is, in fact, me.

Like Dexter, from the critically acclaimed series of the same name, my parents knew of my secret problem, and could only attempt to train me to turn my weakness into a tool for good.

Since then, I’ve been drinking beers for the benefit of the public, ensuring their safety with every smooth, malty mouthful I swallow.

At least, this is what I told the judge after I stole those traffic cones.

To Be Fair, It is a Remedial School

Posted August 14, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

That Spelling Mistake? It’s… uhh… a Test! To See Who’s Side You’re On!

Posted August 14, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

“So It’s Agreed, We Won’t Let Inmates Go Into Town For Recess Anymore.”

Posted August 14, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

And If You Don’t, It’s the Most Useless Waste of Money Since the “I’m Rich” App

Posted August 9, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour

We Really Just Built It So We Could Hang Our Signs Somewhere

Posted August 9, 2008 by James
Categories: Humour